Friday, January 07, 2011

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah!

That's the beginning of the LSU fight song, peeps.

It's on, bloggies!

LSU vs Texas A&M. Tonight.

This morning, I asked Blake when he'd be home and if he'd make it by kick off. He said he would not, but asked me if I'd DVR it and not pay attention to Facebook and wait for him to watch it when he got home.

He's so cute.

Bless his heart.

Not a chance in hell, honey.



Here's to hoping this man can pull some of that magic out of his mad hat and coach the Tigers to a victory.


Meow Meow is trash talking something fierce on Facebook. Something about dead dogs in the Texas A&M graveyard. They buried them to face the score board. Sweet baby Jesus, help her handle this tactfully. I have no control over what she writes.

Get in on the fun here.


I'd like to point out that this game is close to my heart. 4 of my siblings went to Texas A&M. Caroline and I (wise beyond our years) chose different paths. Mine, LSU. Hers, The University of North Texas. All 3 are excellent schools.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to brush up on the rules of football so I don't look like a total asshole tonight while cheering on my Tigers. This is one of the few days each year I must pretend I care about the sport. I forget in between these days.

Geaux Tigers!

Thursday, January 06, 2011

2010, Starnes Style

Most of what we did last year seems to have fallen under the category of our crazy relocation to San Diego. And, you all know that story. So, I'm going to highlight some other events in 2010.....that may not seem like the biggest deal to most.......but to me, they were significant.

*I stopped carrying a diaper bag. Besides only a short year or so with a purse.....in between Carter being fully potty trained and Jack's arrival.....my life has been carried along with diapers, wipes, extra changes of clothes, and Boudreaux's Butt Paste. And, although, I didn't get one of these:


I did buy a simple black bag from Target for $17. I like it. And, the change was quite liberating.

*I, for the first time in 10+ years of motherhood, have time to myself at home during the day. Kids occupied with school and preschool affords me a few hours of quiet. I'm loving it. And, although I don't ever often indulge in this:


I do occasionally treat myself to a Mocha Light Frappaccino. Not exactly champagne and bon bons, but satisfying.

*I birthed a super star. A spotlight loving, scandal creating, headline seeking super star. And, although she's not quite as profitable as this kid:


I'm almost certain Meow Meow is on her way to world domination.

It's all perspective, people.

Tell yourself you're living the dream and eventually, you just might believe it.

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

2011 Scoop!

And, it's a big one, so prepare yourself.

My big brother, Chris, gave the fam a San Diego Zoo pass for Christmas. Loving it already! I took the kids to the zoo over the break and then Blake took them to the San Diego Wild Animal Park last weekend. Since one entry into the zoo is $35, I'd say he already got his money's worth.

Pics from our visit......

We went for Jungle Bells. Say that slowly or suffer the consequences.

Our little map lovers.

Do you see the tiny train? Most people wouldn't. But, Jack took hold of the map and scoped it out in no time at all. Of course!

Skyfari, anyone? More on that later.

Weirdo.

Weirdos.

We spent an even longer-than-usual amount of time in this bathroom in the Children's Zoo. Cue Laine and her obsession with child-size anything:

"Oh, wook, Mom! Der's yittle potties just for my size! And, wook at da bee-bee sinks!"

Heaven.

Lainey was at the top of her game the entire evening. So, we let her be the "line leader". This is different from the "fish beater", which we hear about quite often. Preschool dialogue has been infiltrating the house. Fish beater = fish feeder.

Can a Starnes kid walk by such a statue and not see an opportunity? I don't think so.

Cute lights throughout the park. I think most of yall know how fabulous the San Diego Zoo is. Now, imagine it all lit up and Christmasy.



Punks.

We rode the Skyfari and while we did, I took a short video of the kids' first reaction. Take a look, Uncle Chris!

Up in the air.

This is an awesome ride, but one that I didn't entirely love. I just kept imagining us plummeting a zillion feet into the Rhino cage. We made it, though.

Santa Koala? I don't know.

Love this.....

I hadn't planned on riding the train because I don't want the kids to grow accustomed to this add-on expense. It's in Balboa Park, officially, and not part of the zoo, so we have to pay each time we ride. Budget, people, budget!

Hard to decline after seeing the kids' excitement.



I'll give you one guess for who enjoyed it most.


OK, back at the Starnes casa. Hey, Caroline......remember the balloon someone handed us on the way out of Disneyland during your Thanksgiving visit? Still going. This thing has given me several mini-heart attacks. It pops up every now and then and I'm sure there is someone in the backyard. Time to say goodbye to it.


We Skyped with Pa and Mae Mae when the children received part of their gifts. Carter and Lainey were appropriately enthusiastic. Jack was not. Something about a jumbo sized coloring book threw him off and throughout the other kids' turns to talk, you'd see Jack stomping through the background chanting, "I going to frow dis ting in da trash!"

It's a darling book. I'm assuming that Jack was anxiety-overload over the massive size and hoopla involved. That most kids would thrive on. Not our Jackie!

Mae Mae is an enabler. She got Lainey a plush kitty bed, a mama kitty and several babies. The mama is seen here with some other kitties and a puppy!

This is how she sleeps at night. Lord help us.

The next day, she buried the mama kitty in the back yard. I don't know.


A moment of silence for our old TV. She was good to us!

Every time we moved......this baby moved with us. Austin....our apartment in Bedford.....our apartment in Euless......to the house we built in Keller......to Castle Rock, Colorado......to Brighton, Colorado......to Overland Park, Kansas......and finally, to Oceanside, California. With every relocation, Blake threw this TV in our Suburban.....or the moving truck.....and packed it with as little attention as possible.....hoping and praying it would die. It never did.


I spent a day over Christmas break tackling the kids' closets. They didn't get an enormous amount of toys or clothes, but the closets were already a mess and needed an overhaul. I started at 10am and was finished at 8pm. It was hell.

Notice what I'm working with here in the boys' room. Both boys, in this tiny closet.

I made it work!

Lainey's room got a makeover, too. Notice the cute knot dresses she received for Christmas. I cannot wait to put them on her!

While sorting through her closet, I found this picture. Sweet punkin baby Laine. About 9 months old here. You can see her blonde highlights coming through the dark hair she was born with.

Laine's closet. Save your comments on how she has too many clothes and take them directly to Blake. He'll agree with you.


Our New Year's Eve looked a whole lot like this.

So, I threw on my stripey knee high socks to liven things up. I know how to party, yall.

We played charades.

The kids are out of practice.



And, things eventually got out of hand.

We had cake for Daddy's birthday. The night was pretty lame. Soon enough, we're going to have a night out. 2 weeks from now, actually!


My walls are bare. I need help. I have a collage of 5 pieces on one wall in this room......our desk in the bay window......and then the two walls pictured below are empty. Tall ceilings......which are great......but make decorating a challenge. I'm envisioning a tall, rustic, distressed ladder climbing up the wall above the fireplace mantle. I'll add some artwork between the rungs and then to the side. Thoughts? Suggestions?

And, now.....with 2 walls involving collage-type artwork......what to do with the wall behind the TV. Help!

No, we don't play with our kids. We just stick them in front of the TV like this and shuffle in food here and there. Don't worry about it.


And, finally.......statue kitty. There's a story behind her, just as all statue kitties should have. Our neighbor has statue kitty's mom in her yard. I inquired about this......and mentioned ours......then, Daryl asked me if we originally found it in the side yard.

Yes, we did.

It's a tombstone.

Crap! The kids have been hauling this thing around in Lainey's baby doll stroller since the day we moved in. This might explain the erie kitty howls and ghostly scratches on our master bedroom window, located very close to the side yard. She's back to haunt us.


Yall still reading? You made it.

One more thing......I got a job!

More on that later. Even I'm sick of us at this point.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Eat. Live. Be. For a Better 2011 - week 1




My goals:
Lose 30 pounds.
Lower cholesterol.
Relieve stress.

My reasons:
Here's the truth. I'm one of the most low maintenance girls you will find. While I may not love my current weight, I still very much like the way I look and feel good about myself. Yes, I want to change my body.....otherwise, I wouldn't be participating in this challenge. But, I want to do it for reasons other than vanity and self-confidence alone.

My cholesterol is too high. As a mother, I feel that I have a responsibility to my husband and to my children to stay healthy. Hearing that my cholesterol levels were in the mid 200's at my recent doctor's appointment scared me. It needs to change. Besides the basic health benefits we all know about, I'm anxious to get outside more. I'm ready to hike, walk, and enjoy every part of what California has to offer.

My plan:
Here's where my challenge lies. And, I need your help. Blake travels often right now and his days away from home are almost always unpredictable. That leaves me as the 100% on-call parent, all the time. I have a few hours each day kid-free and the little ones go to bed at 6pm each night. So, I have the availability. I just need some suggestions.

I have walked our neighborhood many times since arriving here and it's a great work out because it's hilly. But, for rainy or cold days, I'd like a DVD to use inside. Any favorites? What will help me jump start my mission? I'm up for anything!


I will be keeping a daily log of activity and will share that with you, along with any weight lost (or gained, Lord help me) on the following Monday.

Link up to this post if you'd like. Each week will bring a new topic of discussion, which I'll likely transform into a Question of the Week so that you can help me with my goal and hopefully I can help you, too.

Thanks to all of you for visiting the Facebook page and for joining us in this challenge! If I can be of any help, in any way, let me know. Other bloggers participating include:

Sarah's Cucina Bella

Sweetnicks

In Good Taste

Mele Cotte

Blog Appetit

Dine and Dish

Three Boys and a Little Lady

Stop, Drop and Blog

Eats Well With Others

Friends, Family and Food

Triing to be Fit Mom

Cooking Is Medicine

Sweet Flours

NJ Epicurean

OK, bloggies. Here we go!