On the way to football practice with Carter's friend, Collin, in the car:
Carter - "Oh, dude. Check out that mustang. It's a king cobra. Man, I hope my wife doesn't have kids."
Collin - "Huh? Where? Why?"
Carter - "Cause there is no way I'm getting that car if my wife has kids. When you have kids, you don't get anything cool. Just ask my dad."