I'm borrowing this from the beloved DListed, my favorite gossip site on the web. Not for the easily offended reader.
Or, the offended reader.
He's raunchy and inappropriate and brilliantly funny.
So, like Michael K, I will ask you to caption a photo here and there.
This week is:
Give it a try!
"Uh Mom, the door is on the side of this one not the top."
Haha. I love that you're doing this. We do this via work email as well.
"In light of recent airline luggage rules, Mom figures out a way to save a few bucks: put me in a crate and pay the pet fee."
Mom! If you are going to keep me in here all night could you at least hand me my bowl of cheerios and slide the phone through the bars. Oh yea, give me the remote too! Name is Chugginton coming on t.b. My faborite!
Mom, I'll be good, I promise. Can I come out now?!?
Ummm.. who designed these stupid things anyway?
The caption actually comes from you:
"Every time i go out, he tears up shoes and cushions and newspapers!! It's so bad, we've decided to crate him while we're out of the house!!"
LOL, Bad Mom Award!! So kidding....
btw, i love that Dr.Seuss quote under your picture.
I am staying in here until you buy me an ipad.
"It's mother effing FREEZING here in effing Kansas. Maybe if I stay in here long enough, they will put an address label on this cage and ship me to Coco in Texas! Bastards."
This is what my Mom does to me so that she can go out and not have to find a babysitter!
If this thing had wheels I'd be outta here in a flash!
Her blog and endless online retail sites were calling to her. She considered calling a babysitter to watch the boy, but realized that after paying the sitter, she would have less money to spend on said online retail sites... so she opted for a less expensive child care option.
"It's the only way I can get people to stop bothering me! Is it so wrong to want some alone time every now and then?"
"See Laine, it's easy. Now you try..."
"Phew, at least she didn't tie me to the back of the bumper like she did poor Dinky..."
What a hoot! Cute picture!
GREAT IDEA! The captions, not locking Jack in a crate.
"Casey began to take advantage of her son's love for trains. Today's train connection? A dog crate that looks 'just like a train car'. It even has a latched door!"
I just read through the others. I'm cracking up. This is brilliant. Although, only you could pull it off with your weirdo punkins.
"One child crate trained, two to go."
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