Secrets, Revealed

Wow. We're definitely going to have to do this again, folks!

Here are your secrets from this request:

I love my minivan and am very thankful for it, but I still dream of a big SUV.

If I see someone that I don't want to talk to, I pick up my phone and act like I'm on a VERY important business call. It happens a lot.

I really can't stand a certain group of my co-workers. They're arrogant assholes that need to get over themselves.

I like people to think I'm really just committed to my career. But, I really want to just have a baby.

I need smarter friends.

Sometimes I think having kids is too hard. Other times I think they save me from myself.

My neighbor keeps her clipped toenails in a jar and chews on them when she's stressed.

My Husband's depression has effected our sex life so for the past year I have posted naked pictures online of myself, had erotic chats with them on yahoo and even had phone sex with a few while he is working. I believe that this has saved me from cheating.

I plan my escape, I mean vacations. I plan dream ones, family ones, alone ones, all kinds. I choose the hotel, look up flights, the works. I do this monthly or more often if time allows.

I had an affair with my hairdresser's husband. We also all sang in the church choir together.

I am addicted to a soap opera, I mean like TIVO addicted, must watch daily!

Pretty juicy, huh?

Really, though. I admire everyone who wrote in. No judging, peeps.