Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Secrets, Revealed

Wow. We're definitely going to have to do this again, folks!

Here are your secrets from this request:

I love my minivan and am very thankful for it, but I still dream of a big SUV.

If I see someone that I don't want to talk to, I pick up my phone and act like I'm on a VERY important business call. It happens a lot.

I really can't stand a certain group of my co-workers. They're arrogant assholes that need to get over themselves.

I like people to think I'm really just committed to my career. But, I really want to just have a baby.

I need smarter friends.

Sometimes I think having kids is too hard. Other times I think they save me from myself.

My neighbor keeps her clipped toenails in a jar and chews on them when she's stressed.

My Husband's depression has effected our sex life so for the past year I have posted naked pictures online of myself, had erotic chats with them on yahoo and even had phone sex with a few while he is working. I believe that this has saved me from cheating.

I plan my escape, I mean vacations. I plan dream ones, family ones, alone ones, all kinds. I choose the hotel, look up flights, the works. I do this monthly or more often if time allows.

I had an affair with my hairdresser's husband. We also all sang in the church choir together.

I am addicted to a soap opera, I mean like TIVO addicted, must watch daily!

Pretty juicy, huh?

Really, though. I admire everyone who wrote in. No judging, peeps.


Dee Stephens said...

totally..thanks for sharing Casey!

Impulsive Addict said...
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Allyson and Dave said...

I almost threw up when I read about the toe nails. I saw your post yesterday and I could not think of secret to I that boring???

donatelli98 said...

Wow - I am glad I didn't submit anything - I didn't have anything near that juicy or good. Now I can't help but wonder whose secret's are whose?

Shannon said...

Moral of the story: don't get married or have kids? :)

The Potters said...


Unknown said...

You've been tagged!

The Lenzers said...

holy moly, can we do this every week, we obviously need to let off some steam!

Kelly Beatty said...

No! People have got to be making that shit up! Plus, I read about the fingernails thing in a Wally Lamb book. Or a variation of it.

Kim said...

Very interesting read! I think you should definately host again.

Sara said...

Wow!! Some of those are craaaazy.

SASS said...

I can't believe I missed this! Def do this again...I have a few to add :)