I guess it's fair to say that you've wandered into unknown territory when you are considering getting a restraining order against your own husband.
I kid, people. I kid.
While job hunting, Blake created a profile on Linked In for me. (Notice the irony? He signs me up for Linked In and I sign him up for Facebook. Man, he needs to get his priorities straight.)
Anyhoo......I finally log into it not long ago to find "the" picture as my profile picture. "The" picture was taken....Oh.....I don't know.....7 years ago? He's told me it's his favorite before, but this is going a bit far. I suggested changing it to one that actually looks like me.
"Nah. I like this one."
Sure, I've gained a little weight since then. Bore two more children and aged 7 years. But, I think it's a little concerning that he's hanging on to this photo. I picture him in his office staring blankly at his screen saver willing me to look like this again. Yes, "the" picture is on his screen. And, it's pathetically about 2" x 2", so it looks ridiculous. But, he still stares.
So, I'm wondering.
***Does your significant other have "the" picture of you still hanging out somewhere? Is this grounds for taking police action? Totally precautionary, of course.