Thursday, December 10, 2009
From The Bad Mommy Files 2
Let's make this an ongoing post, shall we?
*sometimes feel like the holiday season was created by a man to see just how far we'll go until we officially lose our minds?
*ever get locked out of your kids' rooms (by said kids) and collapse in the hallway, secretly grateful for the 2 minutes of peace?
*sometimes want to lock said kids in the basement?
*consider filling your bird feeders with poison in order to kill the squirrels that keep dismantling your Christmas lights?
*wish 50 people were not staring at you while chasing a 2 and 3 year old up onto the altar, down the main aisle and out of the church during choir practice?
*pray that no one heard your 2 year old daughter scream "Shut up, Mama!" to you during that chase?
*wonder why you enter any sort of religious dwelling before your kids turn 5 years old and resemble people who can be reasoned with?
*think the Elf on the Shelf is doing a lousy job because your kids are still acting like mega-brats?
Disclaimer: Blake is working 6am - 7pm right now due to peak season in his new position. This pushes me into single parent mode and after several weeks, it becomes a little exhausting. Thus, the snarky post.
Please forgive. I think I might have my husband back next week and may then return to my normal, pleasant, chipper self.