Overheard, I'm sure, by our pediatrician while waiting for Jack's 2 year old check up this morning.
Casey - "You look cute today, Blake. Would you like for me to get you some non-socks for those shoes? Because they're leather and you're not wearing socks, they're going to stink."
Blake - "Non-socks? Are you kidding me?"
Casey - "No one can see them. Hence the word, 'non'."
Blake - "But what if I get in a car accident?"
Casey - "What do you mean?"
Blake - "What if I get into a car accident and my shoes fly off and I'm photographed wearing non-socks? Forget the bloddy massacre or tragedy involved. I'm worried about the socks."