Depending on if your name is Batman.
You'll probably recognize his favorite spot here......by the balcony......he loves the air conditioner (which comes out of the floor in houses here in The Midwest, Coco). He also loves to look outside and dream of days where he's able to chase down one of the squirrels that taunt him on a daily basis.
All of this makes it that much easier for Jack and Lainey to torment him. They know his domain.
"You yike the doggy, Matman."
"And, Meow Meow. Yook, Mama. Der friends."
"Matman needs a watch." So what if he won't sit still long enough to put it on his wrist? Try laying it on his back!
Not the smartest move, Batty. You're going to be in that high chair in t-minus 2 seconds.
He wouldn't sit still, so they brought the peas and carrots to him instead.
More reading lessons.
Persuasion to love the lemur.
Cuddling. Not by his own free will, mind you.
The shame is finally taking its toll.
"No tea for me, thanks."
"OK. One bite and that's it."
Another brave move, Batty Boy.
And, one they're willing to work with. "Yet's build a train track ober him!"
There are no words.
This cat has secured his placement in feline heaven.