Blake - "I'm working on a pretty good unemployment tan, don't you think?" (holding shirt up, looking very proud of himself)
Casey - "Ok, I need you to be productive this week. What's the latest on insurance?"
Blake - "We don't have it right now."
Casey - "WHAT? Are you new here? We don't live without insurance. I thought we had 60 days and then we go on Cobra."
Blake - "No. Nothing. I figured we wouldn't start it until we needed it. Why would we pay for something that we don't need? We can call on the way to the hospital should someone break something and start it immediately."
Casey - "I don't think it works like that. Isn't that like calling for flood insurance when it starts to rain?"
Blake - "Good one, babe."
Casey - "Thanks. Call first thing in the morning on Cobra. Pretty sure I raised you better than this."
Casey - "Seriously. All 3 of our kids are potty trained. Day and night. We never have to buy a pull up again."
Blake - "Yes, we do. Because you just said that out loud."
Blake - "Why do our kids keep talking to us?"
Casey - "Pretty sure everything our kids have learned in the past month came from Little Bear. I walked in and saw Lainey meditating and chanting, "Omh....." the other day. Where'd that come from?"
Blake - "Little Bear"
Casey - "Exactly."
Casey - "Should we be going on a two week vacation when you're unemployed? I mean, you're still getting paid. Can we pretend?
Blake - "Done."